Thursday, August 20, 2009

Whatever happened to.................



One woman's junk is another woman's treasure? Is my junk not treasure worthy? Is there just too much junk out there? Does my junk not fit in your trunk? (Sorry, always thought "junk in the trunk" was cute!)

I know, I know! What up with all the junk metaphors? Well, to put it mildly.......I HAVE TOO MUCH JUNK! Junk in the closets, junk in storage, junk in the attic (no not my brain), junk in the RV, junk, junk, junk!!!! And I'm hoping that if I say the word junk enough times, the word will no longer have meaning and everything will just miraculously disappear! Junk, junk, junk, junk, junk............................wait for it.................................wait for it............................waiting........................................ NOPE!!!!!! It's all still here! Darn! So now what do I do?







Oh.........well so.........I started gathering some of it......lined it up.........took pictures of it.........downloaded to the computer...........and spent a whole day setting up online yard sales on kingwoodyardsales. com and rummagethewoodlands.com! It's been 3 days now, and I've sold one Marie Osmond Doll and a tiny, little flower arrangement!!!! So far, there's 50 items listed and only 2 things have been gotten rid of. And, I have 1000's more items to post!!!!

Oh, but wait.........people have e-mailed about lots of my goodies! (If I call it goodies, does that make it better?) They have even said they wanted to buy it! But do they show up? NO!!! It seems I'm wasting more time waiting on people than participating in more real life situations! Like last night, "sorry honey...can't go out to dinner because someone's coming to get......" and "no Joyce, can't go next door to meet the new neighbor because someone's coming to pick up......." I knew all this junk was trouble!!!! (There's that word again!)



So, what about garage sales/yard sales? I hate garage sales/yard sales? Putting price labels on everything, making sure you have enough change, dealing with every Tom, Dick and Mary that walks up, praying for good weather and then cursing the heat; not to mention figuring out what to do with all the leftovers....(sorry, did I just mention that?) IS NOT MY IDEA OF FUN! Well it twue, it's twue............(for those Princess Bride fans..LOL - you know who you are.........).





So what to do. What to Do? Three days and I'm already tired of this! Three days and I'm frustrated...........Three days and I'm without a life.................So what now?............................ thinking.......................................thinking......................................thinking........................... still thinking .................................................
Thinking some more............................................................. hmmmmmmmmm.................................. awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww............................................... I wonder when that burn ban is gonna be lifted?!?


Life was meant to be good! Let's ban junk and garage sales!!!!!!!!! Enjoy!

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